All About us

It was a dark stormy night and my mother.... well..... lets come closer to today....

Nerang Hydroponic Centre is run by me, Scott Andrew....

(aghh, scream) sorry 'bout the picture
.... but I guess my mum loves me....

Nerang Hydroponic Centre is the biggest when it comes to having a friendly time while you are shopping here. Are we good? This is the shop

We have a large range of products and a huge amount of ideas, which is what Hydroponics is all about. Are we good, you ask again?

These are some of our displays

Scott has been running Hydroponic shops since 1991. Is he any good, you ask?
"Well, I guess I'm still here", Scott would say, "and if you have a really hard question, try asking me, and I'll usually get it right even without seeing the system. I like to help, and want to help. So I think you're in good hands...."

We have lots of customers, and we have a few 'employees'.

Natasha, our capable Shop Mangler Manager, a blonde with great growing skills, good looks, personality, and a serious sense of humour. If you need a laugh, just listen to 'tash for a while and she'll blonde herself at you. But she really knows her Hydroponics so ask her about your current project and she'll help you improve your system.

And Natasha's still single guys....! No flowers try seafood!
We haven't got a picture of "garden girl", or "surfer girl", 'cause she's bashful.
(And she's hiding in the picture of the shop above)
One day she has promised to serve in a bikini, 
(but I have to stay home that day - Scott)
 But here's a picture of her one true love - Her VW Kombi van

(It doesn't look like a carrot! Stop calling it that!.... RIGHT!)

Our Policy is to sell you a smile, and help you
 with whatever your Hydroponic desires may be.
Our Pricing Policy is that we will match
any of our local competitors prices*
[better use very small print for this bit so we look like Telstra]
( * on same items, and except where it goes below our cost price) 

If you are dissatisfied with any of us, you can tell my wife
and she'll beat the snot out of me for you. just complain here.

Apart from that, our details are on the contact page
and we're going to be around for a long time....

See you around sometime - Scott "the strange one" Andrew